Saturday, March 3, 2012

Butts in the Air! Popular Opinion Gone Mad!

You smell that? That ceaseless smell of capitulation from the so called leaders of this age.
How sickening, put ya ass down you buttless putz; and pull yo' pants up! you've got nothing special to show, you wrinkly, cowardly fools; why won't you stand up with dignity? You make the air foul in many flavor-folds of lost integrity with your readiness to be plugged.
Damned Politicians.
Damned cowardly Baby boomers.
Damned cowardly, apethetic generations of today.
I hate you all.
I hate you more then the romans hated Jesus; more then I hate Judas.

Face Down, *bleep* Up
Our leaders have lost themselves, cowering in their little offices, behind the smiles and handshakes, behind their wonderful families, terrified of losing it all if they stepped out of line to do the right thing.
There is a deranged, narcissistic madman in the whitehouse, strutting around like he is the ruler of this world, slaying presidents here, threatening regime change there; quite a show he has made for himself to see, terrorizing the opposition and fellows alike.
but what's worse, the evil that knows itself, or the evil that doesn't?
Cowardice is such an evil.
All the politicians that despised Obama, that pushed for Hillary Clinton to run in 2008, have become broken dolls, endorsing Obama's reelection against their own will, against their own judgement; their ragged skirts up high, ready to feel the pangs of willfully forfeiting their integrity for the sake of cowardice.

Thus the world becomes demoralized. Citizens become subjects and peasants and hang their butts high; many sagging with exhaustion from years of cowardly capitulation and lack of self worth, others plumply fresh with demoralization, watching the clock tick away as the marriage to such dehumanizing philosophy draws closer...
And because it is popular to be pants down and ass up, no one would dare stand out by standing up.
No K-Y Jelly in this Jar.

Yes ladies and gentleScrubs, the era where K-Y-jelly no longer exist... has finally arrived on our doorstep, baring the bittersweet gift of constipation, all integrity leaking out, staining all the world's underwear red.

-Marmy slings a picket sign over her shoulder-
Marmy: well, time I took a stand.

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  1. Today's politics is a little crazy, no matter how you look at it, isn't it?

  2. Kick.Some.Ass. Now THAT'S what I call TrueBawls, baby. You'll be gggreat! in Heaven if we learn to have mortified-pride, dude. Follow us...

    Rather than sending me to Hell (I was a naughty-naughty boy), God chose to send me a head injury! YeeeHaw, Paw!! Lemme wanna fill-you-up withe avant-gardeness and wisdom necessary to achieve Seventh-Heaven with ANOTHER dry, succinct commentary of our predestined existence determined by U.S. ...

    Wanna find-out the fax, Jak, in a wurld fulla the 'power of cowards'? Wanna wiseabove to help a 'Plethora Of Wurdz' [POW!] which are look'n for a new home in thy novelty??

    Q: But [gulp] can anyone tell me the difference between K2 plus IQ? A: Nthn. In Heaven, we gitt'm both for eternity HeeHee Need a few more thots, ideers, wild wurdz (whoa, Nelly! easy, girl) or ironclad iconoclasms?

    VERBUM SAT SAPIENTI: As an ex-writer of the sassy, savvy, schizophenia we all go thro in this lifelong demise, I wanna help U.S. git past the ping-pong-politics, the whorizontal more!ass! we're in (Latin: words to wise).

    "This finite existence is only a test, son," God Almighty told me in my coma. "Far beyond thy earthly tempest is where you'll find tangible, corpulent eloquence". Lemme tella youse without d'New Joisey accent...

    I actually saw Seventh-Heaven when we died: you couldn't GET! any moe curly, party-hardy-endorphins, extravagantly-surplus-lush Upstairs (in [the] end without end -Saint Augustine) when my o-so-beautifull, brilliant, bombastic girly passed-away due to those wry, sardonic satires.

    "Those who are wise will shine as brightly as the expanse of the Heavens, and those who have instructed many in uprightousness as bright as stars for all eternity" -Daniel 12:3, NJB

    Here's also what the prolific, exquisite GODy sed: 'the more you shall honor Me, the more I shall bless you' -the Infant Jesus of Prague.

    Go gitt'm, girl. You're incredible. See you Upstairs. I won't be joining'm in the nasty Abyss where Isis prowls
    PS Need summore unique, uncivilized, useless names? Lemme gonna gitcha started, brudda:

    Oak Woods, Franky Sparks, Athena Noble, Autumn Rose, Faith Bishop, Dolly Martin, Willow Rhodes, Cocoa Major, Roman Stone, Bullwark Burnhart, Magnus Wilde, Kardiak Arrest, Will Wright, Goldy Silvers, Penelope Summers, Sophie Sharp, Violet Snow, Lizzy Roach, BoxxaRoxx, Aunty Dotey, Romero Stark, Zacharia Neptoo, Mercurio Morrissey, Fritz & Felix Franz, Victor Payne, Isabella Silverstein, Mercedes Kennedy, Redding Rust, Phoenix Martini, Ivy Squire, Sauer Wolfe, Yankee Cooky, Young Kook: -blessed b9...

    God blessa youse
    -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL